Dip Me On The Dance Floor!

Sound Bites
  • "There's some altitude there."
  • "I've had Lyme before."
  • "She's got to like pull a tick out of the car."
  • "It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the wish but it executes in the most terrible way possible."
  • "That was Greg in Chicago with Dave, right? If I recall correctly, yeah. Oh, is that where you met Dave at Penn State?"
  • "My first year roommate had sex with so many different guys and she would do it in the room while I was sitting there."
  • "You played with other teams, you had like 24 kids. What sport did you play, you know? Three-man football. Katie was the punter."
  • "I did have a slightly sexual experience on the football field once, Katie. Yeah, I did. It was..."
  • "And that's where Tim's predilection for shoving women to the ground in sexual situations came about."
  • "clog the toilet."
  • "What color was it?"
  • "That's where that dime went."
  • "Well, and maybe even invite her back for a threesome, right?"
  • "I need you to hold this for me until tomorrow. Just ground beef, you know."
  • "We kissed in front of him at a party. And he was like, how's your new apartment? We're like, it's good. The bed is comfortable."
  • "Who are they playing this weekend? Who are they playing? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah."
  • "Yeah, well, we love baseball. I mean, that's the thing we like to pay attention to, you know what I mean?"
  • "No, I love baseball. I won like $1,500 this week gambling on baseball."
  • "We love the show? Wow."
  • "Move on."
  • "Louise, she's a fucking asshole!"
Chapters
00:00
Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease
02:16
Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease (Continued)
05:37
Letting Go of Hoarding
14:49
Roommate Tales
25:50
Social Media and Conflict
28:23
Nostalgia and Reconnecting with the Past
30:26
Approaching Social Events with Humor
33:04
Exploring Foot Fetishes and Kinks
39:31
Humor and Lightheartedness in Conversations
45:27
Humorous Anecdotes and Bodily Functions
52:30
Dealing with a Talkative Person During a Walk in the Woods
56:41
The Curability of Leprosy and the Antibiotic Dapsone
59:24
Humor and Funny Stories as a Defense Mechanism
01:02:36
Setting Boundaries and Being Direct in Social Interactions
01:12:06
The Challenges of Attending Live Sports Events
01:16:12
The Art of Ghosting: Avoiding Difficult Conversations
01:19:30
Choosing Grandparent Names: A Fun Activity for Couples
01:25:45
Disliking Spouse's Friends
01:29:07
Vindication and Disliked Friends
01:32:13
Fun and Light-hearted Conversations
01:36:27
Different Sports Preferences
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