How To Win A Street Fight

The Wife Swappin' Blues

Keywords:gummies, stamina, intimate moments, childhood crushes, TV characters, perception, foreplay, attractiveness, preferences, celebrities, resemblance, 4/20, comed...

Hiding The Sex Swing From The Kids

Sound Bites"The algorithm rewards accounts that are very similar.""The warm weather in Florida keeps the crazies outside.""Many people from our hometown have had limit...

Twink in a Box

Keywordstattoos, biohazard symbol, charm bracelet tattoos, spy, happy pills, childhood memories, interview, childhood, girlfriend, resemblance, gray hair, spy, controv...

G.W.A. (Gingers with Attitudes)

TakeawaysUsing TV shows as distractions can be helpful for parents.Parenting can be challenging and sometimes requires creative solutions.Taking care of pets, includin...

Are You A Picker Or A Blower?

TakeawaysAllergies can cause various symptoms, including rashes and other discomforts.Taking care of pets after surgery requires special attention and medication.The h...

To Jerk, or Not To Jerk

TakeawaysFunny stories and mishaps can make for entertaining and relatable content.Dealing with migraines can be challenging, but there are medications available to he...

The Marijuana Mongoose (or Sack Taps and Bean Dips)

TakeawaysInside jokes and playful banter create a fun and lighthearted atmosphere.Experimenting with edibles can lead to unexpected and entertaining experiences.Accomm...

Armpit Licking

TakeawaysUnexpected events can lead to interesting conversations and ideas.Alternative farewell ideas can be more meaningful and personal.Creativity can be applied to ...

Am I High?

TakeawaysMarijuana can lead to funny and memorable experiencesDifferent people have different reactions to marijuanaUsing tongue twisters can be a fun way to test memo...

How To Choose A Foreign Bride

SummaryIn this episode, the hosts discuss a range of topics including bounced checks, condo politics, rising maintenance fees, childhood reminiscing, self-esteem, movi...

Lollipop Lickin'

We are back from our short hiatus (and Gregg's world travels).  

The Venmo Taco

SummaryThe conversation covers technical difficulties, the shutdown of their YouTube channel, workplace harassment, condo association drama, the Monarchy Party and Ana...

Fistful of Gummies

SummaryThe hosts discuss various topics, including getting skinny, attending comedy shows, embarrassing moments, celebrity crushes, and imaginary friendships. They als...

The Real Housewives Of Bad Counsel

SummaryIn this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including their admiration for Michelle and Bert, celebrating Bert's one-year anniversary on the show, the wea...

The Healing Lie

We deal with a bunch of whiners and misfits this week, with a little holiday cheer!Send us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad...

Burt's Very Eatable A$$, Part Two

We help a listener out of a hairy situation, clean up a situation with a crappy project team member, talk an older sister through a somewhat troubling situation involv...

Go Forth and Spew

We learn why Burt's memoir will be titled "A Life in 15 Tabs", we help a naughty elf work through his Santa issues, help a listener become more hip with his carnal kno...

Poseidon's Kiss

We help a listener deal with the ghost who lives in his girlfriends car, we save another marriage over porn viewing, and how to deal with your backseat driving partner...

Waves of Self-Consciousness

Titles Burt wouldn't let us use: Sex Party; The Dungeon, Burt and His Wife Have a Quiet Night at the Neighbor's House, Those Hors D'Oeuvre's   Were Exquisite, Pinch Po...

The Degenerates

We help someone learn how to deal with their partners strange social awkwardness, we break down an interesting polyamorous Bro Code Breakdown, discuss "girl math" and ...

Dick Snooker

We help a wife who's been thrown a curve to overcome the latest turn in her marriage without getting bent; We help a couple translate their love language into somethin...

Hurpy Durp Has No Face

Episode 126 is dedicated to Pepper, who was always as cute as a cookie.Want to be part of the show? Send us a question:X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebo...

Sexual Self-Exploration

Alternate Titles For This Episode:The Burt EquationThe Wisconsin WaffleThe Soft Hand ClubThe Prickly Pineapple ProblemUnwanted SwingingSeeking some bad counsel of your...

The Kink Theory of Relativity

Its a voicemail extravaganza! We take several listener's voicemails and help someone successfully kidnap their ex's dog, help a wife who's angry at us putting ideas in...

Burt's Very Eatable A**

Burt helps us answer how deep is enough, we help a shy date feel better about how delightful they are, and we learn why the three point stance isn't just for footballA...

Googly-Eyed Dildo Party Favor

We help a mom help her kid dominate a third grade bully, play the fan favorite Florida Man game, and even help Tim solve a thorny problem this week.Ask us a question:X...

Dry Glomming

Ask us a question:X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - badcounsel4u@gmail.comVoicemail - (541) 604-8487

You Want It Darker

"A goth masterpiece" - The L.A. Times"We LOVE stoned Burt" - The Providence Journal"Hoochie Mama becomes liturgical canon for local cult" - Miami Herald"Being nice is ...

Like Shaving a Walnut

Katy's high school CB handle, Jack is definitely the Holy Perv, vasectomy prep, and a completely shallow discussion about a girlfriend's use of TikTok as a life coach ...