Kissing Cousins

Sound Bites"Like have you guys ever been roped into an old timey photograph?""There's nothing worse than kids, hockey fucking uniforms, man.""I feel like I stink more ...

The Price of Victory

Sound Bites"I wish I was nerdy about one thing and one thing only""I like being more of a generalist""I couldn't think of a single thing that I feel like I could do it...

Bro Code Blackmail

Sound Bites"The Indians saved their ass so many times""The Native Americans saved them""The connection between the Indian Wars and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam""Replace trut...

The Masturbation Fairy

Sound Bites"That is a bad day. That is a bad day.""I've been in many of those little convenience stores and gas stations.""I can shut up, but it's it's it's not it's l...

Wet Diapers and Regret

Keywordslightning strike, damage, Hitachi vibrators, finding parents' adult materials, comedy show, judges, closing of a bar, working in the restaurant industry, attra...

The Slabjacker

We were down a member tonight, but the four of us soldiered on....

Dip Me On The Dance Floor!

Sound Bites"There's some altitude there.""I've had Lyme before.""She's got to like pull a tick out of the car.""It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the...

Bell's Paulie Everybody!

Sound Bites"The influence of music and personal music preferences play a significant role in shaping individual experiences and memories.""The discussion around satani...

The Tooth Fairy Murder (Erica's Fav)

Erica picks her favorite while we are all on vacation...

Who Gets Eaten First?

Keywordsfamily, health, strip clubs, international trips, death, random thoughts, eulogies, life expectancy, quality of life, sex room, Taylor Dane, fathers, smoking, ...

Flocking and Rocking

Keywordsconcert, disappointment, Indigo Girls, Hozier, Weezer, Doobie Brothers, Talking Heads, Stop Making Sense, music, artists, age, volunteering, Rob Ford, John Bel...

How To Win A Street Fight

The Wife Swappin' Blues

Keywords:gummies, stamina, intimate moments, childhood crushes, TV characters, perception, foreplay, attractiveness, preferences, celebrities, resemblance, 4/20, comed...

Hiding The Sex Swing From The Kids

Sound Bites"The algorithm rewards accounts that are very similar.""The warm weather in Florida keeps the crazies outside.""Many people from our hometown have had limit...

Twink in a Box

Keywordstattoos, biohazard symbol, charm bracelet tattoos, spy, happy pills, childhood memories, interview, childhood, girlfriend, resemblance, gray hair, spy, controv...

G.W.A. (Gingers with Attitudes)

TakeawaysUsing TV shows as distractions can be helpful for parents.Parenting can be challenging and sometimes requires creative solutions.Taking care of pets, includin...

Are You A Picker Or A Blower?

TakeawaysAllergies can cause various symptoms, including rashes and other discomforts.Taking care of pets after surgery requires special attention and medication.The h...

To Jerk, or Not To Jerk

TakeawaysFunny stories and mishaps can make for entertaining and relatable content.Dealing with migraines can be challenging, but there are medications available to he...

The Marijuana Mongoose (or Sack Taps and Bean Dips)

TakeawaysInside jokes and playful banter create a fun and lighthearted atmosphere.Experimenting with edibles can lead to unexpected and entertaining experiences.Accomm...

Armpit Licking

TakeawaysUnexpected events can lead to interesting conversations and ideas.Alternative farewell ideas can be more meaningful and personal.Creativity can be applied to ...

Am I High?

TakeawaysMarijuana can lead to funny and memorable experiencesDifferent people have different reactions to marijuanaUsing tongue twisters can be a fun way to test memo...

How To Choose A Foreign Bride

SummaryIn this episode, the hosts discuss a range of topics including bounced checks, condo politics, rising maintenance fees, childhood reminiscing, self-esteem, movi...

Lollipop Lickin'

We are back from our short hiatus (and Gregg's world travels).  

The Venmo Taco

SummaryThe conversation covers technical difficulties, the shutdown of their YouTube channel, workplace harassment, condo association drama, the Monarchy Party and Ana...

Fistful of Gummies

SummaryThe hosts discuss various topics, including getting skinny, attending comedy shows, embarrassing moments, celebrity crushes, and imaginary friendships. They als...

The Real Housewives Of Bad Counsel

SummaryIn this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including their admiration for Michelle and Bert, celebrating Bert's one-year anniversary on the show, the wea...

The Healing Lie

We deal with a bunch of whiners and misfits this week, with a little holiday cheer!Send us a question and you'll be part of the show!X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad...

Burt's Very Eatable A$$, Part Two

We help a listener out of a hairy situation, clean up a situation with a crappy project team member, talk an older sister through a somewhat troubling situation involv...

Go Forth and Spew

We learn why Burt's memoir will be titled "A Life in 15 Tabs", we help a naughty elf work through his Santa issues, help a listener become more hip with his carnal kno...

Poseidon's Kiss

We help a listener deal with the ghost who lives in his girlfriends car, we save another marriage over porn viewing, and how to deal with your backseat driving partner...