You Want It Darker

"A goth masterpiece" - The L.A. Times"We LOVE stoned Burt" - The Providence Journal"Hoochie Mama becomes liturgical canon for local cult" - Miami Herald"Being nice is ...

Like Shaving a Walnut

Katy's high school CB handle, Jack is definitely the Holy Perv, vasectomy prep, and a completely shallow discussion about a girlfriend's use of TikTok as a life coach ...

Broken Bro-Code

Superfan Jennifer Coolidge gives us a call, we have a massive breakdown in the Bro-Code, and we spend some time in the Mandela Effect ZoneAsk us a question:X - @badcou...

Adderall and Weed: College Edition

We take questions exclusively from College Students this week and we help best friends work throu a classic Bro Code Breakdown, how an older student can fit in with th...

Caffeine And Ketamine

We help stop a horrible marriage from happening, discuss Bingo Tramps, cover why Adderall is Burt's best friend, and talk about Mike being Drunk and Stoned in the ICU ...

A Geisha, Brandy, Or A Scarlet Lady of the Saloon?

What to do about your neighbor who smells like shit, literally, the best opening line on how to pick up a guy at the bar, the multiverse and its direct connection to p...

Butterscotch Lube

We help a listener escape the wrath of a local GILF Mob, get back at a messy coworker and here how Gregg ghosted someone right after the drinks arrived at the table!

Dog Slobber Beer

Baby Talk

Get your favorite pacifier ready because this show will have you giggling all show long

#12 Butt Stuff

We give a buttload of advice to one listener, play Florida Man Fact or Fiction, and plot revenge on a sister-in-law

Implosion

How to keep your roommate from stealing your gal, dealing with your partners annoying dog, and how to make fun of billionaires

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

We start out with some potty humor, give some parental advice, and leave you with the most raunchy, disgusting, terrible (and hilarious) joke of all time.  Enjoy.

Poppin' Bouillon

This soup-smackin' show cuts deep with our best advice yet and includes the pilfering of panties, how to jam your friends junk, and why Stacy's mom was definitely trai...

I Deserve The Paddle

We help a listener compose a breakup text, another deal with his wife's sudden love of hypnotism, and share with each other who our actual celebrity look-a-likes are

Junk Liftin' Fun

Cousin Mike joins us this week!

Sloppy BJ's

Morman-á-trois

Alternative Episode Titles: Cock ring craziness, Soaking in Missionary, Amish oil change, Burt was a Pyro, Just shove it in, Lead with your porn tastes, Forcible ass e...

The Gen-X Blues

We talk 90's conspiracy theories, deadly maraschino cherry's, and the types of accountants the other accountants worship 

The Stripper A-hole Bank Shot

We help Katy with a parenting challenge, name a newborn baby girl, figure out who our celebrity doppelgängers are, and learn how sex can actually be a viable philanthr...

Schrödinger's Douche

Another marriage saved, Troll V. Troll, dic pic gone horribly wrong, and how long is long enough to mourn - all on this electric episode!

Easter Morning Dic Pic

Sphincter Plucking

Taking an organized crime approach to getting out of chores, how to deal with the neighborhood moms who aren't MILFs like you, and a request of the wise dudes

Pube Positivity

In this episode, the Deleterious Enlightenment crew help Mrs. Vanilla deal with her husband's porn addiction, discuss fecal matter transplants, and why Katy's Ai frien...

What About Bob?

We follow Gregg, Gary and Bob down to Key West for some middle aged travel troubles, help figure out who's the A'hole in a platonic friendship triangle, and help someo...

His Cute Little Gherkin

We talk about stretched out swim trunks and why *name redacted* may not want that known, getting back at your passive aggressive best friend, and why Tim has constantl...

Getting Pegged in Puerto Rico

We help a listener find out what that beautiful cologne is, why tampons are more useful than you know, and we all wonder (and are afraid to ask) what Burt is bringing ...

Knocked Up? Not Really....

How to get your selfish sister to do what you want her too, the importance of French existential philosophers in having good manners, and how to deal with that hookup ...

The Not So Newlywed Show

Gregg and Katy host the Not So Newlyweds Game Show where Tim and Tammy compete with Burt and Michelle for who loves each other more

The Golden GILFS

This show is not mediocre...we promise.  Plus, farts are funny

Dirty Pisser!

Squat Narcs Unite!  Don't leave that bar bathroom with a wet seat.