Inglorious (Old) Bastards

THE GREEN ACRES EDITION!Sound Bites"I just hate parties.""I want to go higher!""Netflix sucks.""There is no code.""I just shit.""Here, this is gross.""Oh, gross!""Did ...

Father-in-Law Sex Ed.

Sound Bites"I always wanted to disappear.""I love you and you hate me.""It's creative destruction, right?""Damn it, did you all know that?""How the fuck did I not know...

Dead! Pool 2.0

Sound Bites"The second take is always worse than the first.""I had too many notes, that never works for me.""I had a panic attack because I thought I was fucked up.""K...

Triple Dick Dale

Sound Bites"We lost power about one o'clock on Wednesday.""It was terrifying.""We were one of the last areas to get power.""How could we survive?""Normal prep, not lik...

Rolling Cheese

Sound Bites"You seem grouchy.""My mom fell getting off of her cruise.""He's doing his best at lowering expectations.""You think because you like ice skating, means you...

Solid Gold Orgy

Sound Bites"That looks like my mom.""We think everyone else looks old.""Do we look like that?""I think wives can be stolen.""Are you allowed to take life insurance out...

Piss Coffee Candles

Sound Bites"It's just in time, man.""I see robots all the time now.""I was in England where it rained.""That's probably why I only did it for about six months.""I bet ...

Smelly Balls

Sound Bites"Well, I don't know if this was fun, but I kind of wanted to, actually I'll wait. I have a story I want to share with everybody. I want to brag a little bit...

Weed Sperm

Sound Bites"Kids home.""It reduces the bandwidth actually when they're when they're home.""The only problem is she's so into Jesus, like Michelle has to go up to the p...

Dancing for Gold

Sound Bites"I had no idea, right? Because that's all I wanted.""Well, no, but after you date for a while and you figure out that they're cool, like, you know what I me...

Don't Judge Me!

Sound Bites"I love that feeling""I voice record what I'm thinking""Getting a second dog may indicate potential relationship issues""Mmm, nice slow ghost.""How much doe...

Just The Tip, Please

Sound Bites"So for two days between the hours of eight and four thirty, no one in the building can flush their toilets.""How many residents did you have to get this no...

Slapping It Behind The Wheel

Sound Bites"I'm not interested. Oh, it's a pagan set. I love""So I got to get the Penguin Cinco de Mayo shirt or the St. Patrick's Day t-shirt. Those are always good."...

Kissing Cousins

Sound Bites"Like have you guys ever been roped into an old timey photograph?""There's nothing worse than kids, hockey fucking uniforms, man.""I feel like I stink more ...

The Price of Victory

Sound Bites"I wish I was nerdy about one thing and one thing only""I like being more of a generalist""I couldn't think of a single thing that I feel like I could do it...

Bro Code Blackmail

Sound Bites"The Indians saved their ass so many times""The Native Americans saved them""The connection between the Indian Wars and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam""Replace trut...

The Masturbation Fairy

Sound Bites"That is a bad day. That is a bad day.""I've been in many of those little convenience stores and gas stations.""I can shut up, but it's it's it's not it's l...

Wet Diapers and Regret

Keywordslightning strike, damage, Hitachi vibrators, finding parents' adult materials, comedy show, judges, closing of a bar, working in the restaurant industry, attra...

The Slabjacker

We were down a member tonight, but the four of us soldiered on....

Dip Me On The Dance Floor!

Sound Bites"There's some altitude there.""I've had Lyme before.""She's got to like pull a tick out of the car.""It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the...

Bell's Paulie Everybody!

Sound Bites"The influence of music and personal music preferences play a significant role in shaping individual experiences and memories.""The discussion around satani...

The Tooth Fairy Murder (Erica's Fav)

Erica picks her favorite while we are all on vacation...

Who Gets Eaten First?

Keywordsfamily, health, strip clubs, international trips, death, random thoughts, eulogies, life expectancy, quality of life, sex room, Taylor Dane, fathers, smoking, ...

Flocking and Rocking

Keywordsconcert, disappointment, Indigo Girls, Hozier, Weezer, Doobie Brothers, Talking Heads, Stop Making Sense, music, artists, age, volunteering, Rob Ford, John Bel...

How To Win A Street Fight

The Wife Swappin' Blues

Keywords:gummies, stamina, intimate moments, childhood crushes, TV characters, perception, foreplay, attractiveness, preferences, celebrities, resemblance, 4/20, comed...

Hiding The Sex Swing From The Kids

Sound Bites"The algorithm rewards accounts that are very similar.""The warm weather in Florida keeps the crazies outside.""Many people from our hometown have had limit...

Twink in a Box

Keywordstattoos, biohazard symbol, charm bracelet tattoos, spy, happy pills, childhood memories, interview, childhood, girlfriend, resemblance, gray hair, spy, controv...

G.W.A. (Gingers with Attitudes)

TakeawaysUsing TV shows as distractions can be helpful for parents.Parenting can be challenging and sometimes requires creative solutions.Taking care of pets, includin...

Are You A Picker Or A Blower?

TakeawaysAllergies can cause various symptoms, including rashes and other discomforts.Taking care of pets after surgery requires special attention and medication.The h...